This is the untold story of the true Mayan Apocalypse that has been misinterpreted by scholars and was to have taken place on 12/12/12 - that was obviously wrong. A secret group of Mexican superheroes, known as El Trio de la Luz, are forced by destiny to include their adopted gringo into their group to help fight to save humanity. Will the car salesman and local TV personality carry his weight and transform from the GRINGO into the GREEN GHOST? We shall see..
不(🚢)管(⏰)这导演(🙄)嗑(kē )了什么很纯的，全部都要给你(nǐ )来一点！在澳(🙇)洲(🔢)(zhō(💗)u )这(zhè )座(👊)曾(🥋)经(🍍)被(🎊)称(chēng )作「无主之地」（Terra Nullius）的大陆，历史以前所未见的(de )观(📨)点(💸)重新诠(quá(🍖)n )释(🥙)：(🤦)当(🐋)《疯(fēng )狂(kuáng )麦斯(sī )》末日场景(jǐng )成为难民拘留(liú )地，食人羊(🆓)成(🕖)为(wéi )反(🌕)殖(🚃)民(😠)叛(😐)乱份(fèn )子，《沙漠妖姬(jī )》与电视剧《请喜(xǐ )欢我》有了(le )跨时空的(〽)酷(🚿)儿(ér )对(📌)话(🐯)(huà(🚓) )…(🤮)…本片(📟)以(yǐ )近似DJ取样混音(yīn )之拼贴手法，打(dǎ )开了虚构(🎨)与(🔘)史(⤴)(shǐ )实间(🎢)的(🥣)神(📫)秘(👡)黑洞(dòng )，大量援引电(diàn )影名场景与历史典(diǎn )故，穿越时(shí(🔕) )空(🦐)与各种语(🚘)境(🐩)，重(💳)(chó(🌪)ng )写、改写、乱写，全面(miàn )毁(huǐ )坏观(guān )众的三观！这是一部(📨)政(📙)治(zhì )复(😝)仇(👈)(chó(😭)u )预(🌷)言，杂揉(róu )讽刺喜剧、生(shēng )态恐(kǒng )怖与公路电(diàn )影类型，写(🖤)下(🐍)(xià )澳洲(🆗)(zhō(🕦)u )国(🚶)族(📬)神话从(🍴)(cóng )未被纪录的史(shǐ )诗篇章。
Loosely following a traditional Passover Seder, events from the Book of Exodus are retold by Moses, Aharon, the Angel of Death, Jesus, and the director's own father. But there's another side to this story: that of the Goddess, humankind's original deity. Seder-Masochism resurrects the Great Mother in a tragic struggle against the forces of Patriarchy.
是要怪(guài )整蠱的一方(〽)，還(😛)是(🥡)要怪被(🌳)整(📶)蠱(🎇)(yě(😈) )的一方？哇！整人大賞2018 即將開(kāi )演(yǎn )。空前絕後(hòu ) 哇！整人(🍏)大(💯)賞2018，這(zhè )裡(🏖)是(🏣)藝(🔕)人(🖌)與(yǔ )藝人之間你整蠱我(wǒ )，我整蠱你(nǐ )，相互整蠱(yě )，完全(🈵)(quá(👫)n )無敵，空前(🛤)(qiá(🗣)n )絕(🍱)後的綜藝節(jiē )目。
武则天登基(jī )前，“无头神(shén )将”怪物奇袭皇(⛄)(huá(🤯)ng )陵，屠杀(🐔)官(🐳)兵(🈶)(bī(🚁)ng )和工(gōng )匠。武后派(pài )民间神探狄仁(rén )杰调查此案。狄(dí )仁杰(🍸)多(📚)次涉险(🎉)(xiǎ(⏮)n )后(🕌)终(👗)于发现幕后(hòu )黑手的身份和(hé )无头神将的真面目(mù )。敌(🦔)人(💸)袭击(jī )祭(🐂)天(♿)大(🤓)典(🐻)，狄仁杰(jié )摧毁“无头(tóu )神将”，击溃敌人(rén )，保护了武(wǔ )后。
志(🎉)愿(🍧)成为(wéi )摄(💯)影(🦓)(yǐ(👶)ng )师的肖恩（罗伯特·席安(ān ) Robert Sheehan 饰）根本不想被(bèi )死板的工(👏)作(🍃)束(shù )缚(🈚)。为(🍞)了(👝)生(😒)计，他和狐朋狗友(yǒu )德里(lǐ )克（Carlito Olivero 饰）靠(kào )偷盗为生，甚(shèn )至(🥢)假(🥤)扮餐厅(🛷)门(🌹)童(🚎)(tó(🐃)ng )开客人(🧟)的车到(dào )人家家里盗窃。这一晚，肖恩(ēn )开着玛莎(👫)拉(🍆)蒂潜入(rù(🏛) )一(🐈)个(🧥)似(🥉)乎是(shì )成功人士的家中。当他以为得(dé )手时，居然(rán )在对(💴)方(📃)(fāng )房间里(✂)发(😲)现(👎)(xiàn )一名遭受虐待(dài )全身(shēn )被捆绑起来(lái )的女子。原来(lái )，那(🛺)(nà(🥈) )个衣冠(🧥)楚(🐊)楚(😎)(chǔ(🕴) )的男人凯尔（大卫(wèi )·田纳特 David Tennant 饰(shì )）竟然是冷血(xuè )残酷(🧞)(kù(🏥) )的虐待(🗻)狂(🐓)。
The story of life of a woman Mehri who unintentionally enters into an unknown problem and is searching for a solution for that.
